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Boring, Stupid, Lazy, Ugly, Not Fun!
Vârstă 58 Din San Pedro, California - Online - Cu 2 săptămâni în urmă
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If you have read any number of the profiles on this site you know they all say same old stuff. You won't be wasting your time since my profile IS different.

ME: NO GAMES. Communication is key with me, if you're not a communicator then we won't get along. I'm very flexible, happy and young at heart, No baggage (well maybe a little, ask and I will tell), NO FEAR OF COMMITMENT, VERY low maintenance, easy going, down to earth, layed back and positive, but VERY direct and to the point, you WILL know what I am thinking and feeling and want. If I am uncomfortable I WILL talk about it. I am a good cook, do laundry, and clean my own toilet. I'm EXTREMELY HANDY at just about anything. I HATE drama! I'm Absolutely faithful and will not tolerate infidelity. I'm Very Affectionate, caring, and loving. If I take a liking to you I will focus all of my attentions, affections and free time on getting to know you better. I date one person at a time, it's to much trouble and not fair to either of us that I try and date more than one person. I would like the same from you. I have a very flexible work schedule and will make all the time for us you could ever want. Count on romantic nights and weekend getaways or just staying in with a movie, healthy eating and trashing the bed sheets for hours. What can I say, I am a total ROMANTIC! I don't do organized religion, You will be my religion. I treat others how I expect to be treated. About any activity is up my alley and I like just about any music.

RAP and Hip Hop, tattoos and piercings in strange places are not a part of my flexibility though, they turn me off! I never smoked, did drugs, got pierced or tatted. WTF is with all that anyway! If you're a part of that herd then don't waste OUR time. I'm not big on sports events on the tube or being there, rather be playing them. Sorry, I don't dance as I look like I am having a seizure.

I am looking for a REAL woman with which to spend the rest of my life and start a family of our own. You should have a fair smathering of the above traits. You don't have to be perfect or read minds and neither do I. Chemistry and attraction WILL be a large part of any relationship I throw myself into. I would like to say that looks, WEIGHT, and general fitness level are not important but that would be a lie and if I lied I would have to drop me like a hot rock! Any questions, ask me and you WILL get an honest answer back fast. Honesty in your profile is a must, I will drop you like a hot rock if you lie.

Remember, life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty, and well preserved piece, but to skid across the line broadside, used up, worn out, leaking oil, and yelling HEY YALL, THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A RIDE BUT WATCH THIS!

The best "Things" in life, AREN'T. You either get this one or you don't.

If you made it through that whole thing without loosing interest (not likely) then by all means Email me. If I like your profile and think we might be a match then I will give you my phone number and we can meet. Either way I WILL PERSONALLY RESPOND.
Zodie  
Scorpion

Aspect și situația

Tipul corpului meu este  
Fit
Înălțimea mea este  
6' 2 (1.88 m)
Ochii mei sunt  
Albaștri
Sunt de etnie  
caucaziană
Starea mea civilă este  
Niciodată căsătorit(ă)
Am copii  
Nu
Doresc copii  
Da
Caracteristica mea cea mai bună este  
Picioare
Body Art  
Nici nu m-aș gândi despre așa ceva
Părul meu este  
Șaten deschis
Am mai multe de asta  
Pasăre

Status

Nivelul meu de educație este  
Ceva colegiu
Starea mea forței de muncă actuală este  
Cu normă întreagă
Specializarea mea este  
Altele
Salariul meu anual este  
30,000$ - 44,999$
Eu trăiesc  
Singur(ă), Cu un animal (animale) de companie
acasă  
Prietenii vin ocazional
Fumez  
Nu
Beau  
Da - sociabil

Personalitate

În liceu am fost  
Cuminte
Comportamentul meu social este  
Timid, Furtunos, De comedie, Deschis
Interesele și hobby-urile mele sunt  
Artă și Artizanat, Citire, Învățare, Muzică, Filme, Internet , Jocuri, Familie, Mese, Fotografie, Călătorii, Gătire, Camping, Calculatoare
Distracția bună pentru mine este  
Cu prietenii, Acasă, Încercarea de lucruri noi, Filmele, Relaxare, Băut, Citind o carte, Jocuri video, La un concert, La un muzeu
O prima întâlnire perfectă ar fi  
A comfortable time for us both where we don't put up a front and we are just what we are.

Vizualizări

Religia mea este  
Spiritual dar nu religios
Particip la servicii  
Niciodată
Scopul meu în viață este  
Find a pertner that needs to be a part of my life and needs me to be a part of theirs. Everything else good comes from that.
Genul meu de umor este  
Deștept, Sec / Sarcastic, Prietenos, Tainic, Buf, Vulgar, Sadic

Gust

La TV întotdeauna mă uit la  
Desene animate, Documentar, Filme, Nu-mi place TV
Când mă duc la filme, mereu merg pentru a vedea  
Acțiune, Științifico-fantastic, Comedie , Romantism, Dramă, Documentar, Familie, Animație, De aventuri
Când ascult muzică, mereu ascult  
Stat, Rock , Metal , Electronică, Pop , Clasică, Jazz , Industrială, New Age , Folk , Punk
Când citesc, eu citesc  
Comic , Fantezie , Ficțiune, Umor, Instruire, Matematică, Mister, Natură, Referință, Poezie, Satiră, Știință, Științifico-fantastic, Tehnică

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Ce vi se pare atractiv?  
Inteligență, Frumusețe, Umor, Empatie, Sensibilitate, Îndrăzneală, Spontaneitate, Rațiune, Grija
Ce fel de relație doriți?  
Prieten, Intim, Dedicat(ă)
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