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kender Profile Information

...and that's when the funny happens
Age 52 From APO, Armed Forces - Europe - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, French
Sign  
Leo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Separated
I Have Kids  
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Other
My Hair Is  
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Military
My Job Title Is  
Wisecracker
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Loud, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Movies, Theater, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
...the first time I went out with someone.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Bungie jumping naked with a belt made of salomie and those little goldfish crackers
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Raunchy, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Once
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
...to actual enjoy it for once, twice, hell maybe even 3 years in a row.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Family, Animation, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
sometimes just a night at home, sometimes a laugh, and sometimes the laugh.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
...if I knew, I think I would own it.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend
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